consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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illkim:

*accidentally sends mass text to the whole school*

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  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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teenagenicks:

shes literally so chill

Anonymous asked: Which blogs have been terminated?

paintdeath:

subsiding:

Pizza
Orgasm
Cumfort
Phobias
ffxded
sorelatable
Listoflifehacks
uncompared
relahvant
Saint
Departured

This is so funny Im yelling….

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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1vm:

iwaspizza:

does anyone have any (good) url to offer me?
i want to leave all that pizza thing behind from now on
IM REALLY SORRY………………

one time when i was 12 i got marvel ultimate alliance for the ps2 and i was so into it that i played for 18 hours and when i had to pee i just peed myself on the seat because i didnt wanna get up and stop playing and my dad yelled at me and the chair was all pissed on anyway whens your next ku klux klan meeting 

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things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

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