Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
*accidentally sends mass text to the whole school*
- teacher: you have a new classmate
- me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
does anyone have any (good) url to offer me?
i want to leave all that pizza thing behind from now on
IM REALLY SORRY………………
one time when i was 12 i got marvel ultimate alliance for the ps2 and i was so into it that i played for 18 hours and when i had to pee i just peed myself on the seat because i didnt wanna get up and stop playing and my dad yelled at me and the chair was all pissed on anyway whens your next ku klux klan meeting
things that have no chill
-people who clap when the plane lands
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything